News Tonight - Robin Hooded [101219-0B]

[Announcer] Welcome to News Tonight, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] Relax dear viewer, the robbery is far gone and there is no threat level present according to local authorities. How's my chocolate milk doing? [Chaniqua] Chocolate milk, where the hell do you get off? [Talon] well usually by my right hand, but that's neither here nor there. Hows the situation over there? [Chaniqua] Well apparently today a man got robbed, I'm standing next to him and here are his words... [Victim A1XB] Yeah, I was standing there. And for the record I wasn't robbed, I gave my wallet freely. He seemed like some kind of Robin Hood or some shit, or you know, masked, like Zorro. At that moment I really felt like I contributed to society! [Chaniqua] So, were you, or were you not robbed? [Victim A1XB] Hell no nigga sista, I wasn't robbed, I was Robin Hooded. See last week I won 200 Moneys with the scratch lottery tickets so I was bound to walk into some misfortune. [Chaniqua] Yes, indeed, it was unfortunate! [Victim] Don't call it unfortunate, I mean, probably a baby gets to eat today because of this, it's all about perspective! [Talon] There you have it people, Robin Hood, and now a story about a demented senior that is starting a frat house. Comedy writers got 1200 hours of inspiration from this weird old man, more on this after the commercials...

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