News Tonight - Deadly Farts [100919-04] (Updated)
[Announcer] Welcome to News Tonight, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] What was first thought off as a chemical attack later turned out to be a smelly fart, police rushed to the scene and could still smell the whif of it. [Chaniqua] Hey Talon, I'm on the scene as always. I'm standing here with a police officer at our local airport. The police described it as an unsettling smell carried by waves of eternal horrors... Police are still on the lookout for the suspect, because no one should be able to get away with such a smelly fart... [Police Officer] Yes Ma'am we're still patrolling the area, the gasmasks are no longer necessary since ten minutes ago. We are hoping for another fart so we can localize the threat more easily and it limits the search area. The suspect in question is suspected to be medium overweight and on a diet of garlic, beans and onions. [Chaniqua] Thank you officer for that update! Talon, back to you! [Talon] As always great reporting from our sweet brown sugar, I mean reporter. [Chaniqua] Did you say something? [Talon] Who me? Nah, no... Next up, an explosion happened at an army base when an aggrevated soldier threw a GEH*...
*Genetically Engineered Housecat, they look like normal cats but explode when thrown or when they land on all fours
Talon Trivia... I once had class, Dutch Language... Back then I called them Atomic Farts or AtoomRuft in my own native languages. (Actually I have 2, EN and NL)... Anyway, I was placed with my desk directly against the teachers desk so he wouldn't lose sight of me for even one second. Anyway, halfway during the lesson, I farted... The girl next to me smelled it and her face turned red. But then came the magic, the teacher smelled it and his nose was heavily offended. By then the smell permeated the whole classroom. I was sent outside, while the teacher and other kids had to remain in the smelly classroom...
(((Next Rupert Song will be kinda dedicated #FreeKaiNow)))
*Genetically Engineered Housecat, they look like normal cats but explode when thrown or when they land on all fours
Talon Trivia... I once had class, Dutch Language... Back then I called them Atomic Farts or AtoomRuft in my own native languages. (Actually I have 2, EN and NL)... Anyway, I was placed with my desk directly against the teachers desk so he wouldn't lose sight of me for even one second. Anyway, halfway during the lesson, I farted... The girl next to me smelled it and her face turned red. But then came the magic, the teacher smelled it and his nose was heavily offended. By then the smell permeated the whole classroom. I was sent outside, while the teacher and other kids had to remain in the smelly classroom...
(((Next Rupert Song will be kinda dedicated #FreeKaiNow)))
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