News Today - Terminator II [101219-01]

[Announcer] Welcome to News Today, here's your favorite host!!! [Talon] Please remain calm as we delve into another Terminator story, my coffee... [Chaniqua] Who the hell are you calling coffee?? [Talon] My coffee is cold, can someone get me a fresh one, sorry... Anyway, my dear chocolate bonbon filled with praliné, what's the story? [Chaniqua] Thank you bag of wheat, apparently there's a continuation in the chocolate, I mean Terminator, story. Today a man was released from the hospital after serving in an overseas war. He was given prosthetics which are coated with chrome. It was only 10 minutes later from when he was released the hospital that people started calling 1-800-EMERGENCY because a terminator was sighted. He wore black sunglasses, a black leather jacked, a box of roses and his prosthetics reflecting massive amounts of sunlight which almost blinded bystanders. All these factors did not help the Suspected Terminator as his chrome prosthetics and black sunglasses were gleaming in the sunlight giving of a sinister vibe! This alerted bystanders who were quickly to respond and called Emergency Services which were quickly to respond. [Soundbite] Sir, Terminator Sir, please drop the box of roses or I will have to open fire! [Suspected Terminator] But why, they're for my wife. [Officer] We all know you hate your wife, but this isn't the answer... [Suspected Terminator] I just want to go home! [Officer] DOn't we all, don't well, now why don't you drop that box of roses. [Chaniqua] This went on for about five minutes and he dropped the box, which after closer inspection only contained roses and no double barrel shotgun was found. He did sustain minor injuries during the arrest, on which he was released at the scene when it turned out to be a Hoax. [Talon] Concisive reporting Chaniqua, again it was a Hoax. Almost disappointing isn't it dear viewer! Up next, why do parents hide the candy from their kids?...

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