Movie Trailer - American Shy (Jews vs Jerking Off) [102919-04]

[Announcer] Tonight's premiere movie will be a story about a mentally retarded boy who has sex with apple pies. American Shy, tonight on Channel One... [Soundbite] "Boy, I know you're ugly but that's no reason to rape the apple pie your mom baked, I mean grandma is visiting tomorrow. I mean seriously, do you want your grandmother to swallow your cum???" [Disclaimer] Unlike the demographic of the producers, writers and actors in this movie most of us have foreskin and saliva, so don't feel guilty or embarrased when you're confronted with a very unfunny lotion joke!!! And seriously, what's with the socks??? The depiction of sexual frustration does not constitute humor... Mommy, mommy, why can't I jerk off like the normal kids... Well, do you remember the time you contracted herpes? No mom, I was too young to remember... Well, this Rabbi cut off a piece of your penis and then proceeded to suck your penis and that is the moment you contracted herpes... [Announcer] The movie starts tonight at 20:30, don't miss it!!!

If you cannot relate to something it's not really funny now is it?!?!

 But seriously, Hollywood has a bigger problem now, they're trying to cater to SJW's and China at the same time... If you spread out too much as in the public you want to attract, it will have a lesser effect... It's like constantly adding water to lemonade and still expecting it to taste like lemonade...

 Addendum, don't feel saddened if you cannot comprehend my stories if your're a forteigner, understanding and mastering a language is a learning process... I have developped my English skills over thirty years and started out dutch... We all watch english shows and listen to english music, it only takes a bit of extra effort and a dash of love for the language to begin to master it... Your relationship with English is a relation and it's up to you to cultivate your English Skills. May the ...what, hell no, I'm not doing a Star Wars reference... Star Wars was murdered the day Mr Lucas betrayed the story line concerning Jar Jar Binks!!!

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