Interesting People - Drone Pets [101919-0D]

[Announcer] Welcome to Interesting People, here's your host!! [Talon] Good morning and welcome, today we have an in depth story about a local man who owns a parapalegic bird. [Soundbite] What are you doing? what am I doing, what am I doing, what does it look like I'm doing? Well you seem to be flying a bird around with your drone. To the untrained eye this might seem insane, but this bird is a parapalegic. you see last fall it broke it's wing and is no longer able to fly. That made Judy depressed. Judy? That's how I call her, anyway she was no longer able to fly and became very depressed. So I called 1-800-DRONEPET and ordered a DAN5, attached it to my bird so now she has the illusion of flight which makes her happy. I fly her around every day for around thirty minutes or how long the batteries of the drone will allow. Don't people make fun of you? Yes, sometimes, children saying hey that weird man is flying his bird around with his drone again he surely must be insane. I don't know how many times I have heard it but it still hurts you know, on the inside. I do have my moments of revenge though, you know, sometimes, when the neighbours are eating outside I let her hover over their table. [Talon] Thank you for tuning in, we will be back after the commercials...

[Talon] Hi, I'm Talon and today I'm promoting a brand new product. It's called Drone Attachment Number Five... You see, normally you have to train a dog to go somewhere, but not with the Drone Attachment Number Five or DAN5 for short. It's exactly as you think, you equip your pet with the DAN5 and it will fly everywhere you want it to go. You want your cat to go up, well now it can. Have you ever thought about flying your rabbit around, well me neither untill I discovered this marvel of technology. The drone is equipped with a 360 angle camera and straps to connect your pet. Without your pet attached it's just a drone nothing more, it's up to you to add the pet. [Neighbour] Hi, I live down the street, my capybara never listened to me in the past, and now it doesn't have to. [Talon] Call 1-800-DRONEPET or visit www.fookyoo.local, use coupon code INSANE for an additional 12% off. [Disclaimer Voice] Warning, pets might not survive...