Channel One Commercials [101319-0B]
[Heavy Voice Announcer] Don't you just love the smell of a freshly opened pack of cigarettes or tobacco? We present to you the best of the best in tobacco smells, here at Smokers Central have developped the spiciest eau the toilette with heavy notes of tobacco. Win her heart, smell like a freshly opened pack of cigarettes!!! Only 59.99 per bottle! [Asian Ad Woman] You order now, call 1-800-FOOKYOO or order online at www.fookyoo.local. Smell like real Asian Man today, you buy now!
[Soundbite] Doctor Hospital, have you ever delivered a baby? What the fuck, why are you asking me, do I look like a mother fucking stork to you??? Am I pecking things with my beak? Do I fly in the sky? In what shape, way or form do I look like a stork to you???[Announcer] See it all tonight on Doctor Hospital...
[Announcer] Have you ever seen fruit so beautiful it would be a shame to eat it? Well, a blind person can't and we at the Fruit Institute want to make blind people aware of the beauty of fruit. Donate to Account No. 38748 or text FRUIT at 1-800-FRUIT to donate 2 moneys today. It's time to make the blind see!!!
;Vote now, how many blind people were offended by this? 0, 1-10, 10-100, 100-1000.., My personal estimate is 0 as this humor is not presented in braille!!! See, see, how easy it is to insult blind people on the internet and get away with it, The deaf have it easy compared to the blind...
(Remember, if 20% of the population there would be braille screens where even the blind could play 3D Shooters while seeing with their fingertops...)
[Soundbite] Doctor Hospital, have you ever delivered a baby? What the fuck, why are you asking me, do I look like a mother fucking stork to you??? Am I pecking things with my beak? Do I fly in the sky? In what shape, way or form do I look like a stork to you???[Announcer] See it all tonight on Doctor Hospital...
[Announcer] Have you ever seen fruit so beautiful it would be a shame to eat it? Well, a blind person can't and we at the Fruit Institute want to make blind people aware of the beauty of fruit. Donate to Account No. 38748 or text FRUIT at 1-800-FRUIT to donate 2 moneys today. It's time to make the blind see!!!
;Vote now, how many blind people were offended by this? 0, 1-10, 10-100, 100-1000.., My personal estimate is 0 as this humor is not presented in braille!!! See, see, how easy it is to insult blind people on the internet and get away with it, The deaf have it easy compared to the blind...
(Remember, if 20% of the population there would be braille screens where even the blind could play 3D Shooters while seeing with their fingertops...)
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