Bizarro Zone - A Town Called Insanity [101819-04]

[Serious Disclaimer Voice] This program contains partial nudity, full nudity, strong language, even stronger sexual content, foul language, some unknown critic, cheese, terrible WiFi reception and a whif of perfume from a deceased alien... [Announcer] Welcome to The Bizarro Zone, where all your troubles melt away replacing it with fear of the unknown. [Iglesias Morrato] Tonight, we go deep into the unknown and will be covering the topic of a Fata Morganaesque town called Insane. [Soundbite] Have you gone insane? I reject that notion, it implies I already went there. Welcome to the town called Insane, the weather here is beautiful and the animals so kind, even the wolves like to be petted. And whenever you enter a coalmine you get a complimentary canary, the people are so kind here. Here it's like christmas every day, Santa better don't come you pray. Why you ask, when Santa visits you need a gasmask. Everything here is upside down, the local janitor is the wealthiest man in town while the village doctor lives in a shed with leaks in the roof. Last year the local rapist got a medal, and the president got twenty whip lashes, The weird thing is, no one ever leaves. You see, when you enter the town you are exiting it, and when you're exiting the town you are entering it. Many have tried to escape with reverse psychology but it's the desire to leave which fuels the curse. [Morrato] These were the ramblings of an insane madman in a mental institution who claims to have escaped from the town called Insane. Thank you for watching Bizarro Zone, see you next week where we will cover the story about Extraterrestial Interdimensional Bloodthirsty Guinea Pigs...