The Newsaholic Season 1 Episode 9 - Rupert goes to the Vet [091719-02]
♪ I don't care about history, to me it's all a mystery [Caitlyn 12]
♪ I only worry about my homework tomorrow, it feels my brain with sorrow [Jack 14]
♪ Don't worry about things like tomorrow, say is there some money I can borrow [Mark 16]
♪ Ohwell you silly cat tell me more about life ♪ Is it merely joy boredom and strife [Geffrey] (The dad)
♪ Why the hell am I the last one that gets to speak, If I were a bird I would would peck you to with my beak [Marjory] (The mom)
♪ Hey wait a minute this show isnt about silly old me, its about us humanity being what they could be [Rupert] (Cat]
Everythinng is allright kitty now that I am here, Im rupert from the FPA, Feline Protection Agency... Rupert, Rupert, wake up... meoooow, I just meow was experiencing a wonderfull dream. Why did you wake me. You forgot didn't you... forget what... no seriously tell me, I can't remember right meow. We're going to the vet for your checkup... normally I run away when I have to go to the vet but I really like that Cute Vetenarian Assistant. We bringing the puppy along? Rupert, a puppy is not a device to flirt with women. That's where you're wrong, girls really really like puppies. Hell, everybody likes puppies. I have seen the hardest criminals melt in the face of a sweet little puppy. It's like gods way to bring out the positivity in ourselves... Oops, I was talking too long, sorry Geffrey. Sorry for what? The puppy... Huh? THe puppy peed on the carpet again. What once was white is now turning more and more yellow. Isn't it time you gave the puppy toilet training, what was it called again? Oh yeah, housebroken. Like the house is supposed to break you down... I don't like it when it's phrased that way. Okay Geffrey, lets go... Mark it's your turn, the puppy peed again... Seriously, right now? Jack, want to earn five moneys? Wohoo pee cleanup service is booming in this house... I need to save up for the release of the PS5, it is said the midget throwing physics in Super Metal Midget Throwing III are superb and very very realistic. Yeah right, you only care about those boob physics, I have seen you glued to the TV when playing Bikini Fighters Turbo 7. Mom, don't say such things, it's embarrasing. We're all family here Jack so take it like a man. Boojah, Marjory is in da house... Rupert, not so loud... Anyway, weren't you two going to the vet? Yes, indeed, Rupert, let's go... *Rupert and Geffrey get into the car and exit the garage* Put some music on Jeffrey, please, meow. No seriously, put something on right meow. You see, she's gonna be there... What the cute vetenarian assistant? Yes. You into people now? No that's not it, I have smelled he, she of whom's name is unknown to me, but I know she has to be wonderful!!! What the hell are you talking about??? I smelled a cute kittycat on her trousers, she smelled like the most expensive perfume in the galaxy... Ever since then I only can think about her. How she might look like, the length of her tail. I'm smitten... But you haven't even met her yet, why so convinced and determined. Dude, you use deodorant, we use Pheromones. So I'm going to rub up against her leg and send a message by the way of Pheromomes... It's like we're texting by the way of smell... *Rupert enters the vet room* Hey there Rupee... *Rupert laughs* Always with the Zelda puns... Okay, you look healthy, do you get your vitamins? If you mean Hamsters by vitamins then yes I gets lots of vitamins dear doctor... Everything seems allright, we'll schedule another appointment after six months, but you're in great health, a bit high from weed, but nontheless in great health... Do I get a lollipop? What? What? No I just said what, do you or do you not want a lollipop. Sure, I'll give it to Geffrey for waiting so brave in the waiting room... *both laugh and exit the examination room* Okay, I've got a clean bill of health and here's a strawberry lollipop for ya... Awww, I love strawberry... Let's head back home... Before we go I have to meet the assistant one more time, it's pheromone time... *Rupert and Geffrey drive home*
(I seem to still have to compile episode 8, I'll get to it sometime later...)
;Intro song is edited, it made no sense like a chewbacca on the planet endor...
♪ I only worry about my homework tomorrow, it feels my brain with sorrow [Jack 14]
♪ Don't worry about things like tomorrow, say is there some money I can borrow [Mark 16]
♪ Ohwell you silly cat tell me more about life ♪ Is it merely joy boredom and strife [Geffrey] (The dad)
♪ Why the hell am I the last one that gets to speak, If I were a bird I would would peck you to with my beak [Marjory] (The mom)
♪ Hey wait a minute this show isnt about silly old me, its about us humanity being what they could be [Rupert] (Cat]
Everythinng is allright kitty now that I am here, Im rupert from the FPA, Feline Protection Agency... Rupert, Rupert, wake up... meoooow, I just meow was experiencing a wonderfull dream. Why did you wake me. You forgot didn't you... forget what... no seriously tell me, I can't remember right meow. We're going to the vet for your checkup... normally I run away when I have to go to the vet but I really like that Cute Vetenarian Assistant. We bringing the puppy along? Rupert, a puppy is not a device to flirt with women. That's where you're wrong, girls really really like puppies. Hell, everybody likes puppies. I have seen the hardest criminals melt in the face of a sweet little puppy. It's like gods way to bring out the positivity in ourselves... Oops, I was talking too long, sorry Geffrey. Sorry for what? The puppy... Huh? THe puppy peed on the carpet again. What once was white is now turning more and more yellow. Isn't it time you gave the puppy toilet training, what was it called again? Oh yeah, housebroken. Like the house is supposed to break you down... I don't like it when it's phrased that way. Okay Geffrey, lets go... Mark it's your turn, the puppy peed again... Seriously, right now? Jack, want to earn five moneys? Wohoo pee cleanup service is booming in this house... I need to save up for the release of the PS5, it is said the midget throwing physics in Super Metal Midget Throwing III are superb and very very realistic. Yeah right, you only care about those boob physics, I have seen you glued to the TV when playing Bikini Fighters Turbo 7. Mom, don't say such things, it's embarrasing. We're all family here Jack so take it like a man. Boojah, Marjory is in da house... Rupert, not so loud... Anyway, weren't you two going to the vet? Yes, indeed, Rupert, let's go... *Rupert and Geffrey get into the car and exit the garage* Put some music on Jeffrey, please, meow. No seriously, put something on right meow. You see, she's gonna be there... What the cute vetenarian assistant? Yes. You into people now? No that's not it, I have smelled he, she of whom's name is unknown to me, but I know she has to be wonderful!!! What the hell are you talking about??? I smelled a cute kittycat on her trousers, she smelled like the most expensive perfume in the galaxy... Ever since then I only can think about her. How she might look like, the length of her tail. I'm smitten... But you haven't even met her yet, why so convinced and determined. Dude, you use deodorant, we use Pheromones. So I'm going to rub up against her leg and send a message by the way of Pheromomes... It's like we're texting by the way of smell... *Rupert enters the vet room* Hey there Rupee... *Rupert laughs* Always with the Zelda puns... Okay, you look healthy, do you get your vitamins? If you mean Hamsters by vitamins then yes I gets lots of vitamins dear doctor... Everything seems allright, we'll schedule another appointment after six months, but you're in great health, a bit high from weed, but nontheless in great health... Do I get a lollipop? What? What? No I just said what, do you or do you not want a lollipop. Sure, I'll give it to Geffrey for waiting so brave in the waiting room... *both laugh and exit the examination room* Okay, I've got a clean bill of health and here's a strawberry lollipop for ya... Awww, I love strawberry... Let's head back home... Before we go I have to meet the assistant one more time, it's pheromone time... *Rupert and Geffrey drive home*
(I seem to still have to compile episode 8, I'll get to it sometime later...)
;Intro song is edited, it made no sense like a chewbacca on the planet endor...
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