The Newsaholic Season 1 Episode 8.7 - The Family Gets A Puppy [091619-01]

[Rupert] Wow, this is good stuff, I'm so chilled out right now... what's that weird noise coming from the river... *Rupert approaches the river* Hey that looks like some puppy drowning, I don't like dogs, so... The hell with it, I'm not going to let a puppy drown, I see it in the news already... "Cat let puppy drown on purpose*... *Rupert jumps in and saves the puppy..

[Cute Vetenarian Assistant] Thank you so much Rupert. [Rupert] Don't mention it, seriously don't mention this to anyone. If word gets out there'll be hell to pay. [Cute Vetenarian Assistant] But why Rupert, you rescued a puppy from our local river. [Rupert] That's the thing, we're at war with dogs so if word gets out I rescued a puppy all the dogs will have a field day with it, cats as well. Therefore I need this to be kept under wraps. [Cute Vetenarian Assistant] You're such a silly kitty Rupert. [Rupert] I know right, keeps me awake at night, seriously this really keeps me awake at night, got any sleeping pills. [Cute Vetenarian Assistant] You silly kitty, always making jokes. See you at your next check up... But before I hang up, what are you going to do with the puppy? [Rupert] Simple, Geffrey has a birthday somewhere so I'll gift it to him... Wait a minute, there's one supreme animal lover among us... *Rupert throws the puppy into Caitlyns arms* Here's the new family puppy... [Caitlyn] Oh Rupert he's so awesome, dad, dad, can we, can we, can we keep it? Please, pretty please... [Geffrey] Oh what the hell, who can say no to such a cute face... [Jack] You're completely right dad, see how cute it is peeing on the carpet. Don't pick it up now, it's already done... [Rupert] Not to praise dogs, but that's a lot of pee for such a tiny puppy...

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