The Newsaholic Season 1 Episode 8.3 - Frog Salad [091319-01]

[Geffrey] I'm getting french bread from the local bakery... [Marjory] Sounds great dear, then I shall go to the convenience store and get some frog salad... I know how much you love frog on your bread I hear you moan with every crunch... [Geffrey] Yes, Honey, I love frog salad on my bread, see you in fifteen minutes...

*Rupert turns the TV on*

[Announcer] Order now, frog salad, delicous frog mixed with herbs and spices which spreads wonderfully on french bread. [Chinese AD Man] Fook Yoo, seriously, Fook Yoo and only Yoo. Order now at www.fookyoo.local or call 1-800-FOOKYOO, use couponcode ILUVFROG for an additional 5% off your order...

[Rupert] This sounds great and all, still figuring out why they replaced the Hamster Salad. I bought that item daily and still it was somehow not profitable enough. Like how they are selling less and less Salmiak. Geffrey, Geffrey, before you go... [Geffrey] Yes, Rupert? [Rupert] Get me some Salmiak will ya, and oh yeah, I'm almost out of Frikandels...

[Rupert] Okay, they're gone off to do some shopping... Let me do a try out for my next demo, it's a parody of DMZ's hit... ♪♫♪

Where the meow, where the meow, where the meow at?
Have that kitty in the cut, where the meow at?
Oh, them kittys actin' up?!? Where the dogs at?
You better bust that if you gon' pull that
Where the meow, where the meow, where the meow at?
Have that kitty in the cut, where the meow at?
Oh, them kittys actin' up?!? Where the chipmunks at?
You better bust that if you gon' pull that

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