Newsaholic bit - Rupert on Copyright [092919-02]

[Rupert] I try to be a friendly kitten, but most of the times those leeches copy me and I have to turn into a lion and tear them to shreds. I take no pride in it, but if they take away which I take pride in I turn violent and just can't help myself meow. Yeah I know, people think they can fuck with me because I seem to be just a cat meow. But I will remind them that cats have sharp claws. See, I have been sharpening them these last few months meow and will sever a jugular within a second meow. My stance on copyright protection, what use is protection when you cannot attack meow... Don't be affraid meow, I'm just proving a point meow... No Mr Officer that's not blood on his shirt, it's just ketchup from his hamburger meow, listen to me meow, I'm just trying to prove a point to meow... No that's not a bullet wound, that's a pickle on his chest... Are you blind Mr. Police officer? [Officer] What did you say? [Rupert] So you're hard of hearing as well, seems everyone can become a cop nowadays!! [Officer] One more word and I will arrest you!! [Rupert] Just one, how simple, it's a wonder you passed the IQ test!! [Officer] That's it, I'm arresting you... [Adolph Hitler] My name might be Adolph Hitler, yeah I'm the famous rapper named Adolph Hitler, and I know when I see a false arrest when I see one.... [Rupert] Yo Adolph, my favorite neighbour, I'm so glad to see you. I'm almost done with my demo which I will be honored to present to you Adolph, you tha man. [Officer] Hey Adolph, you know this cat? [Adolph] Know this cat??? You motherfucker, Hell yeah I know this cat, he's my accross the street neighbour and you will do well to remember that....

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