News Today - PuppyBurglar [091319-02]

[Announcer] Welcome to News Today, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] Welcome to the news people, today is an exceptional story about criminality mixed with the utmost cuteness. Chaniqua? [Chaniqua] Well, apparently the police have finally arrested the puppyburglar. He robbed so many houses that puppy food went up 2% in price. You see, everytime he robbed someone's home, he left a puppy behind as his calling card. Citywide dog ownership has gone up 5% during his reign of puppy cuteness. Police issued the following statement... [Police Spokesperson] We are sorry to confirm the burglar has escaped, but people... Look at this cute little puppy, isn't it mega cute... [Talon] Well, we lost a suspect, but gained a puppy, I can see the merrits of this. Next up, a monkey turned ninja escaped the zoo and robbed a local convenience store...

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