News Today - Mouse and Keyboard Aircraft [090919-01]

[Announcer] Welcome to News Today, here's your top Host!!! [Talon] Today a tragedy occured as the pilot and owner of the keyboard and mouse controlled prototype aircraft crashed into a building. This fairly recent inventions unfortunately came with some bugs and errors. The last thing of the black box recording before it crashed was... [Black Box Recording] Okay, I'm nearing the local city over. Hey, the altitude meter is off, I need to land over. Aircontrol are you there? Over. Yes, we see you over the city, please fly at a higher altitude, you are nearing the city part with high rises. Over Good thing you said that, I'm actually on a collision course with one of them. Damn, damn it all to hell, there's not enough mousepad to elevate enough. Aaaaaargh *Boom*. [Talon] There you have it people, if you start making airplanes with PC control, remember to install a Joystick!!! After the commercials we will discuss the implications of IBM technology in the hands of chickens with our local expert who's name we cannot reveal...

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