News Live Today [090319-01-001]

[Announcer] Welcome to News Live Today, here's your Top Host!! [Talon] Hi everybody, welcome to our new show NLT News Live Today. We were not able to put this in our regular programming so here we are. Chaniqua, Chaniqua?? Chaniqua here live at the mall, oh he's so cute. Young boy, young boy... Are you here for the Summer Festival as well? [Kid] I have a bugger in my nose and there's snot on my shirt... [Talon] Seems someone needs a hankechief or a napkin of the sorts... [Chaniqua] Goddammit, here kid... [Kid] Thank you mam... [Chaniqua] The hell, he runs off not even an interview. [Talon] Well it was one, although gooey, sticky and short. [Chaniqua] Miss, miss, can I interview you? [Trangsgender Male] Did you just say Miss? Get me the manager!!! [Chaniqua] Sure miss! [Transgender Male] Did you just say Miss again, say Miss again and I'll show you Miss. [Chaniqua] Bitch do you wanna throw down??? *Chaniqua drops the microphone* [Talon] People, we seem to be having technical difficulties. We will switch to commercials and be back in a bit...

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