News Live - Terminator Followup Story [091719-03]
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We now go to News Live, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] Breaking news people, we will now get some inside information regarding the would be terminator corpse in our local forrest. Chaniqua is at the scene, and what seems to blending in with the background. [Chaniqua] That's black sand you mayonaise colored asshole. Anyway, I'm standing here with Ranger "Triggerfinger" Scofield, Ranger, what can you tell us... [Ranger Scofield] Well uh, I was walking through the woods doing a routine check if everything was allright. The local ranger was not there at the time of my encounter with this terminator. [Chaniqua] Sir you do realize that it turned out to be a local villager. Did he point his shotgun at you? I don't know it all happened so quick, he had red glowing eyes. Those were laserpointers. Okay, but that does not take away the fact that he was naked and screaming I'll be back in the middle of the night, it scared the hell out of me!! [Chaniqua] Thank you for your time sir! [Talon] Great reporting as always Chaniqua, and now we turn to an in depth story about skydiving cows with fear of heights...
News Tonight - Terminator found in local forrest [091719-01]
[Announcer] Welcome to News Tonight, here's your favorite host!!! [Talon] Welcome people, do we have a story for you tonight, Chaniqua is on the scene in our local forrest. Chaniqua? [Chaniqua] Welcome here in our local forrest where a stranger than fiction story took place. What was first thought to be an inactive terminator has now been designated as a human corpse with 2 prostethic legs and one prosthetic arm. The local forrest ranger had the following to say. [Forrest Ranger] I swear, it looked like a terminator. The many mechanical components led to the belief we were dealing with a terminator instead of a human with prostethics. The fact that all his prostethics were chrome coated and he was lying naked wearing a leather jacket and holding a shotgun. So you see Chaniqua why it was easy for to determine we were dealing with a human corpse. [Chaniqua] Has the man been identified yet? [Forrest Ranger] Not yet, but there aren't too many people with 2 prostethic legs and a prostethic arm so the searh will be conducted by the police in collaboration with local hospitals. I even heard Doctor Hospital is on the case so I feel confident about the whole situation. [Chaniqua] Thank you so much for this interview and back to you Talon... [Talon] Amazing reporting Chaniqua, and now a story about a pilot with claustrophobia that only eats cereal, he is very cereal about it... Sorry for the pun, we will be back after the commercials...
We now go to News Live, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] Breaking news people, we will now get some inside information regarding the would be terminator corpse in our local forrest. Chaniqua is at the scene, and what seems to blending in with the background. [Chaniqua] That's black sand you mayonaise colored asshole. Anyway, I'm standing here with Ranger "Triggerfinger" Scofield, Ranger, what can you tell us... [Ranger Scofield] Well uh, I was walking through the woods doing a routine check if everything was allright. The local ranger was not there at the time of my encounter with this terminator. [Chaniqua] Sir you do realize that it turned out to be a local villager. Did he point his shotgun at you? I don't know it all happened so quick, he had red glowing eyes. Those were laserpointers. Okay, but that does not take away the fact that he was naked and screaming I'll be back in the middle of the night, it scared the hell out of me!! [Chaniqua] Thank you for your time sir! [Talon] Great reporting as always Chaniqua, and now we turn to an in depth story about skydiving cows with fear of heights...
News Tonight - Terminator found in local forrest [091719-01]
[Announcer] Welcome to News Tonight, here's your favorite host!!! [Talon] Welcome people, do we have a story for you tonight, Chaniqua is on the scene in our local forrest. Chaniqua? [Chaniqua] Welcome here in our local forrest where a stranger than fiction story took place. What was first thought to be an inactive terminator has now been designated as a human corpse with 2 prostethic legs and one prosthetic arm. The local forrest ranger had the following to say. [Forrest Ranger] I swear, it looked like a terminator. The many mechanical components led to the belief we were dealing with a terminator instead of a human with prostethics. The fact that all his prostethics were chrome coated and he was lying naked wearing a leather jacket and holding a shotgun. So you see Chaniqua why it was easy for to determine we were dealing with a human corpse. [Chaniqua] Has the man been identified yet? [Forrest Ranger] Not yet, but there aren't too many people with 2 prostethic legs and a prostethic arm so the searh will be conducted by the police in collaboration with local hospitals. I even heard Doctor Hospital is on the case so I feel confident about the whole situation. [Chaniqua] Thank you so much for this interview and back to you Talon... [Talon] Amazing reporting Chaniqua, and now a story about a pilot with claustrophobia that only eats cereal, he is very cereal about it... Sorry for the pun, we will be back after the commercials...
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