Dutch Versions - Nederlandse Versies

I might start doing dutch versions as well, at least 2 dutch women had the following comment, I have read your whatsapp message, but I am unclear as per what the content means. All the while they claim to know English. I can order a coke and and ashtray at an italian restaurant. Uno Coca Cola et uno portatjenere per favore (incorrect spelling, sorry), but I do not speak Italian. I can say help me in Japanese, Taske Teh, but in no way shape or form do I speak Japanese. I'm so tired of all these Dutch people claiming to know the English language, but fail to understand the first sentence that comes out of my mouth!!!

;Editorial note, this will mean jokes will be localized, the theme will be maintained, but not everything translates directly into dutch...

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