Disturbed Animals - Heimlich Bear [090319-01]

[Announcer] Welcome to Disturbed Animals, here's your host!! [Top Host] Today a Helper Bear went crazy, here's the interview with the Zookeeper... [Zookeeper] You see we used the Helper Bear in the Zoo Restaurant as a safetymeasure. Our diner is accompanied by a stage with a comedian who makes it a fun experience. Due to that many people a year suffer from suffocating on their food. There's where the Helper Bear comes in. You see he has been trained to do the Heimlich Manouvre whenever some one chokes on their food. Unfortunately they gave him some cold medicine this morning and it reacted with his breakfast. [Female Reporter] Tell us what happened 2 hours later? Well, the cough medicine reacted with his breakfast like I said and about one hour and fiftynine minutes later the Bear suddenly started making weird moves... Like it was trying to dance but could not figure it out. People already laughed at the jokes, but the bear became the center of attention. Then 30 seconds later it growled like there was no tomorrow and started flailing it's claws... 10 People with pacemakers, since it was the elderly day, instantly had a heart attack. While they were lying spasming on the floor the rest of the people fled from the building screaming Run for your lives, Bear, Bear, watch out for the.... GROWL... [F Reporter] I'm outside the gate, the cameraman as well..[Top Host] That's fantastic report and I'm happy you two get to live, how many died during this tragedy? [F Reporter] Well, it turns out 10 out of 10 heart attack patients survived, the bear though did eat one dog... [Top Host] OMG, it ate a dog people, can you believe it?!? Next up, a story about a dying breed, The Genetically Engineered Housecat. See you after the commercials...

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