Conspiracy Now Vlog - Green Conspiracy [090919-04]

[Maxis Jaxxon, The host of Conspiracy Now] I'm doing a vlog here walking through the forrest. Look at that people, that is moss and it's green people. Moss is green and the leaves on the trees above me are also green. What does it all mean? Seriously I have no idea what it all means, there look straight ahead with the camera, they're bushes man, bushes. And you know what, they're also green. You know what's also green, the color of the army. You have to ask yourself the question, what does moss have to do with the army? I know it sounds insane when you really think about it, but it is key to maintain perspective. You see, it's not just the moss, it's also the leaves man, don't you get it, motherf***ing leaves. Sorry I cursed, I shouldn't have done that since I try to keep things family friendly. Like yesterday when I pushed a toddler aside to get myself a candybar at the register, I apologized and paid for that delicious chocolate treat. It contained pistachio's, and you know what, pistachios are also green, don't you get it, it's all green man, it's like there's some conspiracy going on. Thank you for watching this vlog and stay healthy my fellow Datawarriors...