Conspiracy Now - Strawberries & Ferrari's [090819-03]

[Announcer] Welcome to Conspiracy Now, here's your Host! [Maxis Jaxxon] Fellow local countrymen, dear patriots, friends, family, the neighbour that secretly pees in your mailbox, do I have a message for you!! Have you looked at strawberry lemonade lately fellow Datawarriors, it's red. Don't you get it, it's red people, strawberry lemonade is red. You know what's also red. Exactly, Ferrari's. Now ask yourself the question, what do Ferrari's and Strawberries have in common? Exactly, absolutely nothing. And there you have it people, that is just what you think and you've got it all wrong. What do people eat at Ferrari sometimes in their private life? Exactly Strawberries, see there is a connection there you only have to look hard enough. And what has that to do with anyting people, you don't get it do you. Absolutely nothing, yes people, it has absolutely nothing to do with anything anytime or anyplace. You see, that's where they get you. You see, they make you think it has to do with something but it really doesnt... Yes, I know, this will keep you up at night. Therefore I'm doing a 20% off special on the Suckerpunch sleep medicine, so you and your family can get a good nights rest. Call 1-800-DATAWAR or order online via www.datawar.local. [Chinese AD Man] You buy now for 14.99 Moneys at 1-800-FOOKYOO for within the hour drone delivery. Remember, if anything goes wrong with the drone, Fook Yoo!!