Conspiracy Now - Probable Probability [092819-08] [EN+NL]

[Announcer] Welcome to Conspiracy Now, here's your host!! [Maxis Jaxxon] Welcome to todays show where you are the main actor in this whole game of life. It is up to you dear viewer to save society as a whole. Nevertheless do I have a scoop for you loyal Datawarriors. Today a deranged mentally retarded scientist discovered the improbability atom, the science community saw this outcome as improbable, they never expected that Doctor Derange Dureau would discover the atom as a probability. You see, this is a mega atom. When you throw this atom into a conversation or situation things will become improbable, and no one knows where it will end. You could enter a friendly conversation and be beat up the next minute, things are that improbable. Is this all a hoax concerted by our local government, that is probable, but I'm asking you to think about the probability of whether this is probable or not. The show will probably continue after these commercials?

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[Omroeper] Welkom bij Samenzwering Nu, hier is uw gastheer!! [Maxis Jaxxon] Welkom bij de show van vandaag waarin jij de hoofdpersoon in je eigen verhaal bent. Het is aan jou beste kijker om de samenleving in zijn geheel te redden. Desalniettemin heb ik een nieuwsitem voor alle trouwe DataWar kijkers. Vandaag heeft een mentaal gestoorde mongolische wetenschapper het onwaarschijnlijkheids atoom ontdekt, de wetenschappers gemeenschap hield het feit dat Doctor Derange Dureau het atoom zou ontdekken als zeer onwaarschijnlijk, Kijk, dit is een mega atoom. Wanneer je deze atoom in een conversatie gooit wordt het onwaarschijnlijke waarschijnlijk en heb je totaal geen zicht op waar en wanneer het eindigt. Is dit allemaal een hoax van onze lokale overheid, dat is waarschijnlijk. Maar ik vraag je na te denken over de waarschijnlijkheid of dat dit wel of niet waarschijnlijk is. De show gaat waarschijnlijk verder na de reclames...

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