Conspiracy Now, - Pee is Yellow [090719-03]

[Announcer] Welcome to Conspiracy Now, here's your host!! [Maxis Jaxxon] This is Maxis Jaxxon from the Datawar representing Conspiracy Now to the fullest. This story requires your full attention, if you can sit down... I went to the bathroom this moring to pee and my pee was yellow people, yellow, don't you onderstand, my pee was yellow. The government likes you to believe it's otherwise but don't be fooled my fellow patriots. We all know the color and what it means. But seriously, what does it mean, have you ever thought about what it means, and I mean really thought about it. We all act like it's normal, but we, the Datawarriors know better. We know that pee is yellow, I want you to open your window, stick your head outside and scream PEE IS YELLOW... This news has to be delivered to every man, woman and child. It's truly earth shattering news, I mean, who would have thought that pee is yellow. Even in my wildest dreams I couldn't picture it. Okay, we're going to open up the lines... Caller number one [Caller] Hahahahaha, you said number one... [Maxis] Caller number two? [Caller Nr. 2] Hahahahaha, he said number two... [Maxis Jaxxon] Raaaaaaaaaaaaargh [Announcer] We seem to be experiencing technical difficulties. We will be right back after these commercials...

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