Bizarro Zone - Aliens [092819-02]

[Serious Disclaimer Voice] This program contains partial nudity, full nudity, strong language, even stronger sexual content, foul language, prehistoric humanoids, terrible phone reception and a gate to the darkest pits of hell... [Announcer] Welcome to The Bizarro Zone, where all your troubles melt away replacing it with fear of the unknown. [Iglesias Morrato] Tonight, we go deep into the unknown and will be covering the topic of aliens... this is The Bizarro Zone and I am your host, Iglesias Morrato. [Soundbite] That one night, I woke up in the middle of the night, walked into the yard. I don't know if it was the light activated by the movement sensor or an alien spaceship, but when I woke up I had a clear recollection of it I swear... It was like I had communicated with the beyond... [Announcer] This program will continue after the commercials...

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