Special Documentary Inside Access: Kitchenknives [081419-08]

[Announcer] This documentary has been cancelled, Jimmy is again in the hospital recovering from a near fatal injury, please stay tuned!!

[Announcer] Instead we will be airing a classic special called Chipmunks, The Danger Lurking In The Trees. [Narrator] It was a dark day for humanity when this particular species of Hamster... [Cameraman] Did you just say Hamster? [Narrator] Sorry, my belly and mind is still full of McHamsters... You see, this particular Hamster discovered the technology of fire and iron ore processing and is now making spears. Scientists believe that the Hamster will become a space faring race within 235 years. Truly amazin isn't it, it looks just like a cute little hamster... honeyglazed... Sorry I was drifting off again, they really put the enhancer in flavour enhancers... Anyway, this looks just like a cute little hamster, but is in reality so much more... This program will continue after the break...

[Female TV Voice] Don't you just love honey glazed hamster from McHamsters, call 1-800-HAMSTER and your cute snack will be delivered within 30 minutes by drone. [Chinese AD Man] Or order via www.fookyoo.local, remember, Fook Yoo...

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