Newsaholic Season 1 Episode 3 - Pizza
♪ I don't care about history, to me it's all a mystery [Caitlyn 12]
♪ I only worry about my homework tomorrow, it feels my brain with sorrow [Jack 14]
♪ Don't worry about things like tomorrow, say is there some money I can borrow [Mark 16]
♪ Ohwell you silly cat tell me more about life ♪ Don't worry I'll do after I finish off my wife [Geffrey] (The dad)
♪ Why the hell am I the last one that gets to speak, If I were a bird I would would peck you to death [Marjory] (The mom)
♪ Hey wait a minute this show isnt about silly old me, its about us humanity being what they could be [Rupert] (Cat]
It's Saturday morning, Geffrey steps outside of his bed and hears active war conflict noises in the distance. What the hell is this, it seems to come from Caitlyn's room. Caitlyn, Good morning, what are you playing? I'm playing Forty Knights, it's the latest most popular shooter around. Forty Knights huh, you sure it ain't Forty Knights my munchkin. No dad, this a game only played by kids, you have to prove that you're underage. I'm so happy that the government has taken this position, I know I usually complain about the government... Daddy, you're complaining again. See, I'm ranked 37 at this moment. What happened to the other 63? They got fragged! Fragged, what is that? Game Over! What do you mean Game Over, it only just started. Dad, fragged means killed and usually been blown to pieces. Why do you youngsters get so violent? Dad, please stop spectating and go on about your business, or bother Jack since he's also in this match. What the hell, fragged, Jack is here as well, I don't get it, it's all hocus pocus to me...
Rupert... *silence* Rupert... *silence* Rupert, why the hell are you carrying a fully automatic weapon? You mean this little darling right here, I call it the mouse exterminator 3000. It's got 20 shots a minute of thé highest caliber. Listen, Geffrey, just listen. I'm going to mount this thing to the kitchen floor and next time that mouse comes by I'm gonna get him. Can't you use your claws like other cats? Sorry, got my manicure on yesterday so I have to preserve my nails. It did cost me 89.99 Moneys. What the hell Rupert, here we're eating meatloaf and you spend 89.99 on a manicure? Sorry, I meant 189.99, you might have misheard me. Okay Rupert, if you want to play it this way... Relax Geffrey I won it at a local voting establishment. You went to TRON to make money didn't you? Here's 200, don't ask any question. ...Honey, kids, daddy got a bonus at work and we're going out to diner...
Okay, all the kids are in the car... We're missing Jack though... ...Jack, Jack, get in the car... ...Mom I'll be there in a jiffy. *Jack pulls out the plug of his gaming pc and runs downstairs* Mom, mom, are we going for pizza? I don't know, this time it's Mark's time to decide the choice of dinner. Thanks mom, I choose that little pizzaria at Blackstreet. I know that one, it's just behind NiggaPlaza. Yes that's the one. *The family arrives at the restaurant* ...Hellowa howa cannay servuh youe tonightuh... Well, we're with five, I mean six people, we'll have a family table. 2 bottles of coke and 3 pizza's named margherita. Caitlyn, Caitlyn, don't wink at the waiter, and Jack, Jack, put that GameKid back in your pocket, we're at a restaurant here. Maybe if you all behave you can have some gelatto afterwards. What the hell is gelatto??? It's just italian for icecream... Here isse yourre pizza... Please sir, drop the accent, we come here every week and it's the same every time... You see that pizza just melting out of Marks mouth onto his lap like molten lava, now that's pizza...
Thank you all for reading people, till next time!!!
(Things are still subject to change, I'm trying to keep the timeline in order) (Written by Rob van Loon AKA Talon)
♪ I only worry about my homework tomorrow, it feels my brain with sorrow [Jack 14]
♪ Don't worry about things like tomorrow, say is there some money I can borrow [Mark 16]
♪ Ohwell you silly cat tell me more about life ♪ Don't worry I'll do after I finish off my wife [Geffrey] (The dad)
♪ Why the hell am I the last one that gets to speak, If I were a bird I would would peck you to death [Marjory] (The mom)
♪ Hey wait a minute this show isnt about silly old me, its about us humanity being what they could be [Rupert] (Cat]
It's Saturday morning, Geffrey steps outside of his bed and hears active war conflict noises in the distance. What the hell is this, it seems to come from Caitlyn's room. Caitlyn, Good morning, what are you playing? I'm playing Forty Knights, it's the latest most popular shooter around. Forty Knights huh, you sure it ain't Forty Knights my munchkin. No dad, this a game only played by kids, you have to prove that you're underage. I'm so happy that the government has taken this position, I know I usually complain about the government... Daddy, you're complaining again. See, I'm ranked 37 at this moment. What happened to the other 63? They got fragged! Fragged, what is that? Game Over! What do you mean Game Over, it only just started. Dad, fragged means killed and usually been blown to pieces. Why do you youngsters get so violent? Dad, please stop spectating and go on about your business, or bother Jack since he's also in this match. What the hell, fragged, Jack is here as well, I don't get it, it's all hocus pocus to me...
Rupert... *silence* Rupert... *silence* Rupert, why the hell are you carrying a fully automatic weapon? You mean this little darling right here, I call it the mouse exterminator 3000. It's got 20 shots a minute of thé highest caliber. Listen, Geffrey, just listen. I'm going to mount this thing to the kitchen floor and next time that mouse comes by I'm gonna get him. Can't you use your claws like other cats? Sorry, got my manicure on yesterday so I have to preserve my nails. It did cost me 89.99 Moneys. What the hell Rupert, here we're eating meatloaf and you spend 89.99 on a manicure? Sorry, I meant 189.99, you might have misheard me. Okay Rupert, if you want to play it this way... Relax Geffrey I won it at a local voting establishment. You went to TRON to make money didn't you? Here's 200, don't ask any question. ...Honey, kids, daddy got a bonus at work and we're going out to diner...
Okay, all the kids are in the car... We're missing Jack though... ...Jack, Jack, get in the car... ...Mom I'll be there in a jiffy. *Jack pulls out the plug of his gaming pc and runs downstairs* Mom, mom, are we going for pizza? I don't know, this time it's Mark's time to decide the choice of dinner. Thanks mom, I choose that little pizzaria at Blackstreet. I know that one, it's just behind NiggaPlaza. Yes that's the one. *The family arrives at the restaurant* ...Hellowa howa cannay servuh youe tonightuh... Well, we're with five, I mean six people, we'll have a family table. 2 bottles of coke and 3 pizza's named margherita. Caitlyn, Caitlyn, don't wink at the waiter, and Jack, Jack, put that GameKid back in your pocket, we're at a restaurant here. Maybe if you all behave you can have some gelatto afterwards. What the hell is gelatto??? It's just italian for icecream... Here isse yourre pizza... Please sir, drop the accent, we come here every week and it's the same every time... You see that pizza just melting out of Marks mouth onto his lap like molten lava, now that's pizza...
Thank you all for reading people, till next time!!!
(Things are still subject to change, I'm trying to keep the timeline in order) (Written by Rob van Loon AKA Talon)
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