News Today Second Edition [081419-05]

[Announcer] Welcome to News Today, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] Today someone farted and made a GEH prematurely explode and save our local leader [Local Leader] Yes, yes, I can still remember the smell [Chaniqua] The smell of the dynamite I presume? [Local Leader] No, no, it was the smell of his fart that alerted me and signaled me to drop on to the floor as I fainted. I remember him saying... [AK Wielding Gangster] Don't sue me for this but my farts are like dynamite. [Chaniqua] Do you have any idea what primed and detonated the cat? [AKWG] You mean the moment I threw that meowing furball against the wall a minute ago? I have no idea. [Talon] There you have it people, he has no idea. And now we switch to a story about jetpack grandma, how high will she fly, how hard will she crash, see it all after this commercial break. [Announcer] Stay tuned, don't miss it!!!

[Soundbite] Yeah I took the full blast of the smell, it smelled like, like hell...
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