News Today & Commercial Break [080419-01]

Welcome to News Today, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] Do I have news for you, a paraplegic mentally retarded midget beat up a black illiterate transgender transracial man, or woman, who knows anymore. Anyway, the public is outraged at the fact and asking questions. Who is at fault here, the midget or the black person, many allegations of racism are flying around. Chaniqua is on the scene, where's my chocolate fantasy? [Chaniqua] Well, you made me beating you up a fantasy just now. Anyway, apparently it is not okay when midgets beat up black transracial persons. [Talon] But wait a minute, if the person is black and transracial, what does he or she identify as? [Chaniqua] It identifies as an albino. [Talon] That's not a race... [Chaniqua] Sorry, it's an albino indian with eskimo herritage. [Talon] Who won? [Chaniqua, the midget, turns out the illiterate transracial transgender was also blind so it was an easy match. [Talon]Splendid reporting Chaniqua, and isn't it splendid we can identify as whatever we wish these days, just splendid. Although one fact remains, black person was transgender and transracial, still, the midget was and is retarded so who's really to blame in this situation. And now we switch to a story about a linguistical and philosophical question. Can a midget be "at large"???...

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