News Today & SDIA Promo [081519-02]

[Announcer] Welcome to News Today, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] Welcome to the news people, the real stuff that makes the world go round, and in this case outer space. This morning a Romulan happened when many pointy eared ones invaded a conference. Chaniqua? [Chaniqua] Apparently it turns out there was a Star Trek Convention. Might not seem a problem, but locals called the army and they made swift justice with the alien convention. Many trekkies died today, I'm lighting a candle right now to commemorate their dedication as they only replied in Romulan at the soldiers and stayed in character the whole time their last words were... [Soundbite] Chula, D'deridex, Chula Chula [Chaniqua] Which roughly translates into "beam me up Scotty". [Talon] Terrible, just terrible, don't get me wrong your reporting was fantastic. And now we switch to a story about the rapping Hamster that is going viral on www.youwatch.local

[Soundbite] Does the sign say free stuff? yes sir, yes it does. Does that also mean that the sign is for free. why, why would you want the sign, don't you want free stuff. Like I asked, is the sign for free. Hell no the sign is not for free, just go look at all the free stuff. Well if the sign isnt for free I think I'll pass... More on EHT, That is Special Documentary Inside Edition, where we will delve into the lives of those who scour all sorts of things... [Soundbite] Honey, have you seen my teapot? You mean that empty can that used to be filled with brown beans? Yes dear, the very same, now where the hell is that darned thing. Honey we can also use the peach can now, since I just ate the last one. What, you ate the last bit of peach, well I oughtta spank you for that. Save that for the bedroom my dear. [Announcer] Watch the full show tonight on SDIA The Hobo Lifestyle what does it entail, watch Special Documentary Inside Edition, Don't miss it!!!

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