News Today [080819-01]

Welcome to News Today, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] Good afternoon, welcome, and if you're seeing this it means the web works again. The worldwide web, or the internet as we all would like to call it, came to a sudden stop today after a local farmer from a backwater village plugged in his toaster with WiFi, Chaniqua? [Chaniqua] Apparently there was a miscommunication between the WiFi adapter and the modem that led to a series of events. there are no details about the exact cause at this moment, but internet geeks are trying to find out the real cause. The police had the following statement. [Police Spokesman] So we unplugged the router and waited 5 minutes, then plugged it back in to no avail. Then the manager, I mean supervising officer did the same thing after 10 minutes and the internet worked again, he was awarded an extra 5.000Moneys for his heroic performance... [Random Police Officer] You shouldve seen the way he unplugged it and replugged it, it was like I was watching Neo from The Matrix, truly stunning... [Chaniqua] There you have it people, a truly stunning performance by our local police force. [T] That's amazing Chaniqua who is on the scene as always. I never would have thought to unplug and replug the network cable, really shows what our men in blue are truly capable of. And now we switch to a story about kangaroos in Australias petting zoo who punch people in the face if they say they liked the movie Kangaroo Jack. More on this after the commercial break...

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