News @ Night [080319-01]
[Announcer] Welcome to News @ Night, here's your host!!! [Talon] Welcome to News at Night where we as adults involve ourselves with more serious matters. Pay special attention tonight as subversive elements in our society who associate themselves with EHU, Explosive Hamsters United, have armed themselves with HYEH's, that is High Yield Explosive Hamsters. Yes, yes, they are dyslectic but that does not take away from their explosive power in the least. They're just as dangerous as regular hamsters but have some blue facepaint to distinguish themselves from regular hamsters...
[Soundbite] There's a hamster holding a gift... That's no gift, that's C4 and why the hell is it's face painted blue???
[Announcer] More on this after the commercial break...
[Female Announcer] If you suspect an armed dyslectic hamster is in the neighbourhood or see one, do not approach it under any circumstances, call 1-800-ICHAMSTER and an armed response will be on it's way in mere seconds. Again, 1-800-ICHAMSTER
[Announcer, female voice] Today something historic occurred when president elect Kamachucka revealed he is 27 per cent Mohican and 9 percent Hopi Indian and has claimed to represent the local population... [Top Host] Mainstream media is hiding the fact that he is 9 per cent Hopi, we will fill you in later tonight on Conspiracy Now, [Announcer] don't miss it!!!
Extra;; Something I've been working on: Did you just say motherf***er, I resent that, that would mean I would recently have seen that dereppid olt bag, which isn't the case, did you just call my mother a decreppid old bag? No, I was talking to that bag of potatoes next to you... is there a bag of... hey wait, that's my mother you're talking about... Wonder if she would turn into french fries if I'd throw her in, I mean she's always saying these strange words like bonjour and tricolore, just say three colored you f***ing ancient french cunt... [??s] I didn't know grandma was from france, no wonder she kept trying to french kiss me.. [??] wait what, did grandma try to french kiss you??? [??s] She kept saying this is how they kissed in the mafia since I liked the Godfather so much... She was begging for my salami, but I never got that joke... [??] Ha, hahaha, things are progressing nicely in life *various veins popping up*, this is going well, very very well....
[Soundbite] There's a hamster holding a gift... That's no gift, that's C4 and why the hell is it's face painted blue???
[Announcer] More on this after the commercial break...
[Female Announcer] If you suspect an armed dyslectic hamster is in the neighbourhood or see one, do not approach it under any circumstances, call 1-800-ICHAMSTER and an armed response will be on it's way in mere seconds. Again, 1-800-ICHAMSTER
[Announcer, female voice] Today something historic occurred when president elect Kamachucka revealed he is 27 per cent Mohican and 9 percent Hopi Indian and has claimed to represent the local population... [Top Host] Mainstream media is hiding the fact that he is 9 per cent Hopi, we will fill you in later tonight on Conspiracy Now, [Announcer] don't miss it!!!
Extra;; Something I've been working on: Did you just say motherf***er, I resent that, that would mean I would recently have seen that dereppid olt bag, which isn't the case, did you just call my mother a decreppid old bag? No, I was talking to that bag of potatoes next to you... is there a bag of... hey wait, that's my mother you're talking about... Wonder if she would turn into french fries if I'd throw her in, I mean she's always saying these strange words like bonjour and tricolore, just say three colored you f***ing ancient french cunt... [??s] I didn't know grandma was from france, no wonder she kept trying to french kiss me.. [??] wait what, did grandma try to french kiss you??? [??s] She kept saying this is how they kissed in the mafia since I liked the Godfather so much... She was begging for my salami, but I never got that joke... [??] Ha, hahaha, things are progressing nicely in life *various veins popping up*, this is going well, very very well....
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