News Late at Night (Extra) [080201-02]

[Announcer] Welcome to News @ Night, here's your host!! [Talon] Scientists were baffled today when a gorilla snuck into the library room and googled the word banana, ordered it with the zoo's director and ate the banana. The biggest question at this moment, where did the gorilla learn to peel a banana. OMG, we now turn live to the airborne chicken airforce... [Soundbite] tcchh... tcchh, this is chicken alpha, calling chicken beta delta and gamma... chicken gammma here, seems our brethren who fell during the cataclysmic event have found a way into heaven... chicken alpha clear for landing... [Local Farmer] Bamn, you see that son, that chicken will turn into four mcnugget items at KFC. Yeah I know combining Mac and KFC does not make any sense... [Chaniqua] You know whit I like to do, is order french fries sauce at the mac, order a chicken burger at burgerking without the sauce and combine the two. Love your dinner stores, anyway neither does that airborne chicken with 2 sidewinder missiles locked on us... Are the missiles gonna land here or there... That's neither here nor there, not over here or there, just run son, run like the wind...

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