News Late at Night [080201-01] (Was a draft, placed at the wrong time)

[Announcer] Welcome to News @ Night, here's your host!! [Talon] It seems scientists have discovered only what can be described of as a mousecat. Chaniqua has the details, Chaniqua? Well apparently it looks like a mouse with cat ears and says meow, but other than that we have no further details at this moment, though public unrest is already starting about the possibility that GEH's explosive DNA will be transferred to the mousecats somehow. [Talon] Well I no longer will call Hawaii Meowii. Preparations are already in place so don't look surprised tomorrow morning when you get the papers and see a soldier wearing a gas mask and flamethrower!!! And now we switch to a story about a little pig that thought it could but couldn't... [Soundbite] You see it's little lovely snout over the edge?? {videofeed cut off. [Talon] Wonderful reporting Chaniqua, just wonderful. Yes it is currently lying on the pavement, no bystanders were hit... And now a word from our sponsor...

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