Morning News & Commercials [080519-01]

[Announcer] Welcome to Morning News, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] An Albino black man has filed a class action lawsuit representing all black albino's. [Chaniqua] Yes I'm standing here with the person in question, can you please tell us what happened? [Black Albino] They used to tell me I'm white, but I know better.... "White... I mean, Black, Power"... Seriously I don't know anymore, where is this all going to... [Chaniqua] That's sad to hear, unfortunately your red eyes don't help you, did you act in the Davinci Code?? [Black Albino] What the... [Talon] There you have it people, confusing words from a confused black male. And now we switch to a story about chipmunk theft, seems someone's looking for the next Alvin, oh those poor poor chipmunks, all this after the commercial break...

Commercial Break

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[Female Announcer] Please call 1-800-RACISM if you have any problems with this commercial, that is 1-800-RACISM...

[Announcer] Later today, News Today, Disturbed Animals, Conspiracy Now and News Tonight, don't miss it!!!

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