Disturbed Animals (Full Show) [080219-01]

[Announcer] Welcome to Disturbed Animals, here's your host!! [Talon] Well people, tonight's the night. Last week our team was visciously attacked by illiterate dyslectic hamsters armed with knives. We now to footage of the event. [Recording] Hi Jake, how's the coffee this morning? [Jake] Great man, can't to start filming today. [Talon] Okay, everybody get ready... [Jake] Start recording in 5 4 3, wait what, is that a hamster holding a knife?? OMG, the pain, why is it only stabbing me... Talon, why did you turn off the lights and are now exiting the building? [Announcer] We seem to be having technical difficulties [Mr ?] Always with the difficulties, did you hear that Rupert?

15 mins later...

[Announcer off screen] You ready?.. You ready??? [Talon] Yes, I'll do it live [Announcer off screen] You sure??? [Talon] Yes, yes, now shut the fuck up and let me do it live... [Announcer off screen] okay, 3, 2 ,1 [Announcer] Welcome back to Disturbed Animals, here's your host again... [Talon] I'm sorry to inform to Jake's family he is no longer with us, luckily I got out in time. The mere sight of his hamster stabbed corpse is making me sick. Someone put a blanket over that... , luckily he got 2 hamsters himself before the third and fourth found their victory and escaped via the sewer... Sorry people I cannot continue today's episode in this stench... [Announcer] This was Disturbed Animals, thank you for staying tuned!!!

[Female Announcer] If you suspect an armed dyslectic hamster is in the neighbourhood or see one, do not approach it under any circumstances, call 1-800-ICHAMSTER and an armed response will be on it's way in mere seconds. Again, 1-800-ICHAMSTER

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