Conspiracy Now [082919-02]

[Announcer] Welcome to Conspiracy Now, here's your host!! [Top Host]Today we are doing phonecalls, get me caller number one... [Top Host]Welcome Caller [Caller] Yeah hi, thank you for having me I also try to do my part in this DataWar. [Top Host] Thank you, go ahead... [Caller] I do believe in evolution but I'm affraid Satan is helping the musquito's, I mean that irritating noise they make just when you're lying in your bed all cosy trying to get some sleep. [Top Host] They are nature's vaccinators, and I agree caller, they have evolved making that noise just to F*** with us. It's uncanny how irritating they sound!!! [Caller] Thank you, thank you, my deaf grandma says they sound like Beethoven. Finally someone understands!!! [Top Host] Thank you caller, we'll be back after the commercials...

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