Conspiracy Now [081119-03]

[Announcer] Welcome back to Conspiracy Now, here's your host!! [Top Host] People, I have it on good authority that the hawks, buzzards and the owls have also entered the war for air dominance and have vowed to do something about the massive chicken occupation. Right now as we speak there are countless numbers of chickens working in factory ready to go airborne at any time. Caution is advised people as this information is breaking news, who knows what the outcome will be. This is an audioclip we have obtained via anonymous sources. [Soundbite] This is Hawk one, in persuit of Chicken Beta. I have a lock on, I repeat, I have a lock on and firing. BOOM [Chaniqua] I'm here on the scene and this bystander was an actual witness of the event. [Bystander] Yeah well uhm I was walking here, heard BOOM and I looked up... [Chaniqua] What did you see? [Bystander] Black smoke and feathers... [Top Host] That sounds awful, let's switch to something lighter. You all remember that cows can secretly do advanced math and mettalurgy, do I have a revelation today!!!...

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