Conspiracy Now [081119-01]

[Announcer] Welcome to Conspiracy Now, here's your host [Top Host] Good evening, this is Conspiracy Now where you are the hero, the resistance, the saviour of mankind. We now switch to our correspondant Chaniqua who is always on the scene as always. [Chaniqua] Drop the introductions, listen to this: [Soundbite] ...This is chicken one calling in... ...aircontrol here, we see you on the radar... ...chicken one ready to land... ...Do you have the presidential egg on board, I repeat, Do you have the presidential egg on board??? Chicken one here, yes sir we have the egg, I repeat, we have the egg. [Aircontrol] Chicken one, you have permission to land, I repeat, you have permission to land.... [Watch it tonight, Chicken Hard 2, on Webflix. [Chinese AD man] You can also order on www.fookyoo.local, or call 1-800-FOOKYOO, remember, Fook Yoo!! [Top Host] How the hell did that commercial slip in there? [Chaniqua] I have no idea! [Talon] Okay, well then, all is well it seems. For now that is, I'm affraid that when that egg hatches the world will redefine the word chicken forever. And now we switch to the hen who impregnated the presidential egg, and this time it's not an alien sighting, we have stable high resolution footage!!!... We will be back after the commercial break...

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