Conspiracy Now [080319-02]

[Announcer] Welcome to Conspiracy Now, here's your favorite host!! [Top Host] Welcome, look at the picture!! You see people, you all saw the commercial from Fook Yoo, well Fook Yoo too assholes, this is still our local town and we all know how we deal with oppressors right. I mean, I have my AK at home. Yes... [Caller] Yeah man, I still have my fully automatic cat at the moment. [Host] Did you say gat? [Caller] No I said cat, it meows, like this: "meow" [Top Host] Did I just hear a cat meow? Chaniqua please weigh in on this... [Chaniqua] Apparently I'm here at the scene, and isn't that a cute kitty... kitty kitty kitty... [Top Host] Are we uncovering a government conspiracy, or are we too busy with mr. snuggles. [Chaniqua] Well it seems I'm too busy with mr snuggles... [Top Host] Wonderful, just wonderful, above all things my cat allergy just had to kick in today... [Chaniqua] Who's a cute kitty, who's a cute kitty??? [Top Host] Chaniqua, what the hell, get that cat out of here and get my allergy medicines...

[Government Voice] Fully automatic cats form a real danger to society, call 111 and select 3 for Cat

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