Conspiracy Now [080219-02]

[Announcer] Welcome to News Tonight, here's your host!! [Talon] Today an event occurred, due to unforseen circumstances many cows and chickens fell out of the sky. It looked funny till they started to drop on people who died. They lost the ability for space travel today and people are loving it. [Soundbite]The critters posed no real threat, but free chicken and beef is always welcome. [Chaniqua] Yes I'm here on the scene! [Talon] I didn't call for you! [Chaniqua] Well, like I care. Apparently chickens still can become airborne and are rescueing chickens that survived the crash. No cow to be seen though. It seems that the chickens who discovered the GEH's, Genetically Engineered Housecats, the chickens shared the technology with the cows. The GEH's carried a virus that disrupted their space faring technologies. [Talon] Guess they're in a bad Mooo... And now we switch to a story about a Gorilla entering Pro Wrestling, LPFO Local Pro Fighters Organisationsays it's not permitted to enter a gorilla, the trainer claims trans racial discrimination... [Soundbite] This gorilla came at me, and punched me out of the wring, I'm now missing 5 teeth... [Announcer] More on this after the commercials...

[Heavy Announcer] GEH Virus infection of chickens and cows, natural or a government conspiracy. More on this tonight in Conspiracy Now, don't miss it!!!

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((;It's one continues plot, some old posts were lost along the go, will re-read everything once or twice and fill in the gaps. This entry was to tie up some plot events that served no purpose at this point in time))

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