Conspiracy Now & Commercial Break [081419-08]

[Announcer] Welcome to Conspiracy Now, here's your host!! [Top Host] Last night a firearm exploded. This happened after one person attached C4 to it with a detonator, our female reporter is on the scene... [Officer Pete] "Yeah I was standing here, right here. Added C4 to my pistol and threw it into the hallway" [Female Reporter] This is what he said. [Female Reporter] And then what happened? [Officer Pete] "well I pushed the detonator... I still don't know why it exploded..." [Talon] People, it seems we have another mystery on our hands, not just GEH's, but also regular firearms are prone to explode. Remember people, you make up our nation's demographic, so you are in charge. Take the reigns of power and take action, because, You, Are, The, Resistance... After the commercial break we will be delving into the subject called occult poop, does your doodoo really tell you whether you are healthy or not, find all about it after the commercial break...

[Very Very Local AD Man] Nah we don't show women in skimpy outfits, we're shooters, not hooters... [Russian voice] Get your illegal firearms now at shooters emporium. Don't try to find us, we will find you!! Call 1-800-KILLNOW.. [Chinese AD Man] You can also order online at www.fookyoo.local, remember, Fook Yoo, Yoo and only Yoo!!!

(High Pitched Gangsta Voice) [HPGV] Hell no brother, are you drinking gin and juice? How about some NiggaSaké? [Chinese AD Man] You buy now, only 21.99 at www.fookyoo.local, remember, Fook Yoo...

[Top Host] Tonight on SDIA we will show you the harm of kitchen knives, Jimmy has returned from the hospital and all is well... give and take a leg or two... Yo Jimmy, hows the wheelchair. [Jimmy] It's great mister. That's great Jimmy. Join us tonight in an all new episode of Special Documentary Inside Access..

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