Special Documentary Inside Access & Commercial Break [081319-03]

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[Announcer] Welcome to Special Documentary Inside Access, here's your host. [Talon] Welcome to SDIA, you might know me from News Today or News Tonight, but in tonights special episode of SDIA we will be again covering high yield explosives. [Chaniqua] Apparently terrorists have switched from Genetically Housecats to actual cheaper C4 explosives. Unfortunately these so called good morning cells have heard their nightclock and knew it was morning. We at Special Documentary Inside Access regret to inform you that our documentary was a direct accomplice in the latest terrorist attack that terrorized our local community. [Talon] Thank you for this amazing reporting, just splendid. More on this after a commercial break...







Don't mind this text, just for me...
GF, GF, you've always wanted to try deer, my won't try some now? [GF] What dear, want me to eat something that was all splattered accross the road. I want that old deer Mr/ Farmington has, he said he was going to euthanize it within two weeks... Oh how long has it been since I last ate meat Marjory [WIFES NAME], You mean when you last ate meat... honey please Im a vegan now, now tell me, when did I last ate meat... [Marjory] You mean last night when you said please hand me the porkchops at the dinner table...

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