News Tonight & Commercial Break [081119-04]

[Announcer] Welcome to News Tonight, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] Local firefighters fought fire with fire... [Chaniqua] there was a little campfire and alledgedly the firmen ordered a helicopter to drop napalm, taking all the oxygen away. [Talon] Crude but effective, go on.... [Chaniqua] This all sounded wonderfull, but when put in practice it created a traumatic event. [Talon] How so? [Chaniqua] Well, apparently when you throw napalm bombs on an area where civilians live it automaticly is traumatic. [Talon] How so? [Chaniqua] Well people were on fire, running, screaming this endless sentence... Please help me, I'm burning alive. [Talon] Terrible, just terrible, awesome reporting though thank you, and now we switch to a nature documentary of five minutes on an ancient technique, the death punch, does it really work? This retard from China with thick glasses will explain it áll, after these commercials...

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