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Okay, where's the bunny, where's the bunny, JACK, where's the bunny. What Bunny RP? The bunny, I mean the BUNNY. Oh you mean the BUNNY mentioned in your HOLY SCRIPTURES. I just saw it around the house carrying a mini nuke on his back. Oh jeez, a mini nuke, are you serious. Hell yeah I'm serious, you see those hairs on the floor? Yes... Well don't pay attention to them, they're mine. Okay, thank you for reminding me I guess... There's no time for doubt Jack, do you believe your cat or don't you? Rupert, I'm confused. Jack, aren't we all, I mean right now at this moment I feel some form of attraction towards the weather man on our local TV Station. You mean Mr Gunderson? Don't remind me of his name please, it hurts too much. You see that fighterjet over there, if we can reach that and use the ejection seat we can get high enough for us to connect to the mobile network. I mean, who wouldn't want to order a meal out here in the desert. Desert, Desert, I thought this was still our backyard with some minor changes. Seriously, have you ever seen a camel or cactus in our back yard? Seriously someone, change the channel, change the timeline or change the dimension... Why are you getting upset... ...I'm not getting upset, but your haircolor is turning grey and I'm starting to sound like Morty... Okay... You sure... No hard feelings?... Okay then... Poof... What did you mean by saying poof. Just poof, poof and nothing but poof. Oh shut up please... Yay, we're back to our old selves... I'm gonna call 1-800-HAMSTER right now! What, you hungry? No, it's just that I have to take care of the class Hamster this week and I forget to feed it the last 3 days...

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