Special Documentary Inside Access - Jet Pack Technology & Commercial Break [081919-04]

[Announcer] Welcome to Special Documentary Inside Access, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] Hi, you might remember me from News Today or Jimmy please stay away from the C4... No Jimmy, please the hell stay away from the C4 [Jimmy] But sir... [Talon] No Jimmy don't pick it up and use it as clay... [Announcer] We seem to be having technical difficulties, please stay tuned...

[Disclaimer Voice] Please stay tuned, the C4 was meant for next month's episode. Later today we will launch Jimmy from a helicopter with a nuclear powered turbine attached to show us the dangers of Techonological Jetpack Advancement. [Announcer] Don't miss it!!!

Update:

[Announcer] Welcome to Special Documentary Inside Access, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] Hi, you might remember me from News Today or Jimmy please stay away from the C4... No Jimmy, please the hell stay away from the C4 [Jimmy] But sir... [Talon] No Jimmy don't pick it up and use it as clay... [Announcer] We seem to be having technical difficulties, please stay tuned...
[Disclaimer Voice] Please stay tuned, the C4 was meant for next month's episode. Later today we will launch Jimmy from a helicopter with a nuclear powered turbine attached to show us the dangers of Techonological Jetpack Advancement. [Announcer] Don't miss it!!!

[Soundbite] See here is Jimmy... Hi Sir... You see Jimmy, you see the giant international airliner turbine engine... Gee Sir, it sure is big.... [Announcer] Up next, the second half of SDIA!!, don't miss it!

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[Welcome to SDIA, Special Documentary Inside Access, here's your favorite Host!! [Talon] Welcome back for the second part of the show, well really really the first part of the show as Jimmy ran off with C4 acting like it's Playdo'h. [Talon in the Helicopter] PEOPLE, PEOPLE, CAN YOU HEAR ME??? [Chaniqua] This is Chaniqua in studio reporting for duty, is Jimmy okay? [Talon in Heli] Well, apart from the nuclear powered turbine engine strapped to his back he seems fine. YOU ARE FINE AREN'T YA JIMMY?? [Jimmy in Heli] I'M FINE SIR, I HEARD THE PLAN SIR, ISN'T THAT DANGEROUS?? [Talon] WELL IT PROBABLY IS JIMMY... NOW JUMP JIMMY JUMP, I WILL PRESS THE BUTTON AFTER 3 SECONDS... *Jimmy Jumps* *Talon presses the button* [Talon] Jimmy, Jimmy, how are you doing?? [Jimmy] Well the speed indicator in my flight goggles say 400 Speeds per hour and I'm about to hit the ocean... [Talon] You hear that, a speed of 400 speeds, most people on earth would pay endless moneys for such travelling convenience. Jimmy, do you have anything more to add? Jimmy? [Chaniqua, later in the news today, Jimmy has been rescued by a red heart helicopter and is doing fine seeing the circumstances. [Talon] That's it for SDIA: Jet pack danger, see you next time...

Update:
Good news people, Jimmy has survived and we'll get to see him soon once more on SDIA, Don't Miss It!!!

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