[080719-X3] Another load of inspiration for those who want to read it...
Concept stuff and more, includes scenes from season 1...
After disbelieving an urban myth, the one about slipping on a bananapeel, a local teenager recruited and worked together with other teenagers in order to fill our local town square with banana peels... Unfortunately that was before the next morning where the local elderly held a group dance contest on the square. We are still ambulancing seniors away to the nearest hospital as we speak.
HPGV Ey yo yo yo the new album is out from your favorite rapper called profanity... HeavyGV, ey yo, mpffffffffffffffffffff
*zap*
I'm nigga rich, bitch... So what, you have like 10.00 on your bank account... yeah dude, like I said, I'm nigga rich... ;;;tooracistXD
*Zap*
High Pitched Gangsta Voice... You see that nigga over there... what, do you mean the one pushing a shopping cart filled with socks and T-shirts... Yeah, he truly is nigga rich... Huh, what do you mean... he appears poor in front of your eyes, but behind those eyes lies a 1000 years of knowledge and history... All that because he can price a can of coke and tuna at the local grocery store???
Did you grow up in a Mexican family? And is a family member bothering you? Call 1-800-DEPORTNOW, that is 1-800-DEPORTNOW
Little girl goes outside... Drone delivers a puppy... OMG daddy, I love it so much, that is an awesome drone. What the puppy?, well, you can throw it onto the compost heap... look look, daddy gave me a drone... where's the puppy... what puppy, oh you mean the little container of biomatter which has a wagging tail...
Today a local woman was airlifted out of the shopping mall by helicopter, seems she had one taco too many
Ever wondered what the braille looks like in a porn magazine for the blind? Me neither, who the hell thinks about that???
See that mouse Rupert? RP WHat Mouse? GF Exactly RP I thought I was the one here responsible for the mice, what is my purpose in life? GF For starters you could get me a beer out of the fridge...
Where the hell is my mouse... you mean that thing attached to your laptop? nou my mouse... it's the class mouse and it's my turn to take care of it... sucks for them... huh why... you can't even take care of a goldfish, you see that orangy brown stuff floating at the top of you aquarium? yes.. GF That used to be a goldfish... who the hell in their right mind would let you take care of a mouse. This world is truly coming to an end...
This just in, The Newsaholic is facing lawsuits for animal cruelty, more on this in News Tonight...
TroyMclureReference... Hi, I'm ???, you might remember me from Addicted Grandmothers, or please mr don't touch my private parts... Today we bring you a message about safety. When are you ever really safe? Yes you've guessed it right, never. Even now you could have been choking on your shoelaces while strangling yourself with your belt. What, you're not doing that, great. That gets me to my next point, safety. People, safety is an illusion, all you can do is take precautions. This was the end of our program and will air a special after the break...
Later today in News Tonight we will cover the arrest of Clayton Bigsby after 264 allegations of racism, Silky Johnston declined to comment on the matter but had this to say... I can't hate someone with so so much hate, one could almost say I love the man for all the hate he is spreading...
RP Isnt that what you're supposed to do in life... when someone drops something wonderful, pick it up, and continue with it!!!
boom
[HPGV] Are you looking for Crack Cocaine??? Look no longer, but call!!! That is 1-800-TRON, I repeat, that is 1-800-TRON
Who's that? Who... the weird one over there.. oh, that's cripple Joe... [Cripple Joe] So I was on the ocean, a storm came... and then it happened, I got raped by a sperm whale...scrap
You zee, im ze evil genious, Dolph Itler, I escaped ze war and am now working incognito... scrap
Dont listen to them, they'll send you to eternal damnation... Hi, want a pamflet of our local theatre, they're now playing Eternal Damnation XD
GF Have you seen the latest Batman movie? RP, No I don't watch movies where the main protagonist is a homosexual that does dress up and swings through the city... GF Batman gay, don't be silly.. RP The seventies, Batman, the Bad Man and Robin the boy wondering where his underpants have gone. I mean, who the hell wears their undies on the outside... Sure, they mask it nowadays with leather and plastic, all black of course... Not the grey suit and the signáture mask and dark as night on the outside... GF You're really dropping bombs on me here, I need to process this...
He went to hell and back to get her back in his life... to hell and back you say... how much airmiles did he get? I mean, if het went to hell and back to save his love, what the hell is he capable of when he hates someone... how do you mean... I mean to hell and back, I mean is he nuclear capable or just some nobody???
After disbelieving an urban myth, the one about slipping on a bananapeel, a local teenager recruited and worked together with other teenagers in order to fill our local town square with banana peels... Unfortunately that was before the next morning where the local elderly held a group dance contest on the square. We are still ambulancing seniors away to the nearest hospital as we speak.
HPGV Ey yo yo yo the new album is out from your favorite rapper called profanity... HeavyGV, ey yo, mpffffffffffffffffffff
*zap*
I'm nigga rich, bitch... So what, you have like 10.00 on your bank account... yeah dude, like I said, I'm nigga rich... ;;;tooracistXD
*Zap*
High Pitched Gangsta Voice... You see that nigga over there... what, do you mean the one pushing a shopping cart filled with socks and T-shirts... Yeah, he truly is nigga rich... Huh, what do you mean... he appears poor in front of your eyes, but behind those eyes lies a 1000 years of knowledge and history... All that because he can price a can of coke and tuna at the local grocery store???
Did you grow up in a Mexican family? And is a family member bothering you? Call 1-800-DEPORTNOW, that is 1-800-DEPORTNOW
Little girl goes outside... Drone delivers a puppy... OMG daddy, I love it so much, that is an awesome drone. What the puppy?, well, you can throw it onto the compost heap... look look, daddy gave me a drone... where's the puppy... what puppy, oh you mean the little container of biomatter which has a wagging tail...
Today a local woman was airlifted out of the shopping mall by helicopter, seems she had one taco too many
Ever wondered what the braille looks like in a porn magazine for the blind? Me neither, who the hell thinks about that???
See that mouse Rupert? RP WHat Mouse? GF Exactly RP I thought I was the one here responsible for the mice, what is my purpose in life? GF For starters you could get me a beer out of the fridge...
Where the hell is my mouse... you mean that thing attached to your laptop? nou my mouse... it's the class mouse and it's my turn to take care of it... sucks for them... huh why... you can't even take care of a goldfish, you see that orangy brown stuff floating at the top of you aquarium? yes.. GF That used to be a goldfish... who the hell in their right mind would let you take care of a mouse. This world is truly coming to an end...
This just in, The Newsaholic is facing lawsuits for animal cruelty, more on this in News Tonight...
TroyMclureReference... Hi, I'm ???, you might remember me from Addicted Grandmothers, or please mr don't touch my private parts... Today we bring you a message about safety. When are you ever really safe? Yes you've guessed it right, never. Even now you could have been choking on your shoelaces while strangling yourself with your belt. What, you're not doing that, great. That gets me to my next point, safety. People, safety is an illusion, all you can do is take precautions. This was the end of our program and will air a special after the break...
Later today in News Tonight we will cover the arrest of Clayton Bigsby after 264 allegations of racism, Silky Johnston declined to comment on the matter but had this to say... I can't hate someone with so so much hate, one could almost say I love the man for all the hate he is spreading...
RP Isnt that what you're supposed to do in life... when someone drops something wonderful, pick it up, and continue with it!!!
boom
[HPGV] Are you looking for Crack Cocaine??? Look no longer, but call!!! That is 1-800-TRON, I repeat, that is 1-800-TRON
Who's that? Who... the weird one over there.. oh, that's cripple Joe... [Cripple Joe] So I was on the ocean, a storm came... and then it happened, I got raped by a sperm whale...scrap
You zee, im ze evil genious, Dolph Itler, I escaped ze war and am now working incognito... scrap
Dont listen to them, they'll send you to eternal damnation... Hi, want a pamflet of our local theatre, they're now playing Eternal Damnation XD
GF Have you seen the latest Batman movie? RP, No I don't watch movies where the main protagonist is a homosexual that does dress up and swings through the city... GF Batman gay, don't be silly.. RP The seventies, Batman, the Bad Man and Robin the boy wondering where his underpants have gone. I mean, who the hell wears their undies on the outside... Sure, they mask it nowadays with leather and plastic, all black of course... Not the grey suit and the signáture mask and dark as night on the outside... GF You're really dropping bombs on me here, I need to process this...
He went to hell and back to get her back in his life... to hell and back you say... how much airmiles did he get? I mean, if het went to hell and back to save his love, what the hell is he capable of when he hates someone... how do you mean... I mean to hell and back, I mean is he nuclear capable or just some nobody???
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