[080619-X2] (CatPee Cow & Cyclists)
;Wife, shirley??;; Rupert, did you poop in the yard RP; you mean I fertilized that patch of flowers in the yard. You know me, I'm always there for mother nature, and mother nature called, I repsonded. Shirley; next time poop between the flowers, not on top of them
GF gets out of bed, walks downstairs... GF {scream} why the hell is there a cow in the living room?? Children... why the hell is there a cow in the living room ;Shirley, it wasn't the children, it was my mother from Ireland ; )... Milk is no longer subsidized through the WHO so she gifted us a cow... GF That's disgusting But What am I supposed to do with it? Are you asking me, I was born here, my mom is from irrreland. ;;son1or2 Dad, aren't you supposed to milk it? ...[Cow] Moooo RP OMG, a cow, fresh milk, can I have some warm fresh milk in a saucer... [GF] that does it, I'm calling 1-800-ANIMALCONTROL... Prrrt prrrt, Yes this is Animal Control, how may I help you? GF There's a cow in our living room... AC Did you leave a door open? GF No it was a gift from my mother in law, stupid milk subsidies... AC Milk... GF Oh nothing, anyway, can you send someone over... AC Well we could sent someone who'd sedate or kill it, but do you have a team that can carry cow corpses? GF No, wait let me think.... no... AC Sir, we advize you to call a 'local farmer and let him adopt the cow...
You know those cyclists? Yes, I have seen them while driving? I don't hate the fact that they're cycling, but why in heavens name wear those tight suits... RP It's to lower wind resistance, but yes I agree there's a thin line between less wind resistance and actually seeing the shape of their penisses...
GF gets out of bed, walks downstairs... GF {scream} why the hell is there a cow in the living room?? Children... why the hell is there a cow in the living room ;Shirley, it wasn't the children, it was my mother from Ireland ; )... Milk is no longer subsidized through the WHO so she gifted us a cow... GF That's disgusting But What am I supposed to do with it? Are you asking me, I was born here, my mom is from irrreland. ;;son1or2 Dad, aren't you supposed to milk it? ...[Cow] Moooo RP OMG, a cow, fresh milk, can I have some warm fresh milk in a saucer... [GF] that does it, I'm calling 1-800-ANIMALCONTROL... Prrrt prrrt, Yes this is Animal Control, how may I help you? GF There's a cow in our living room... AC Did you leave a door open? GF No it was a gift from my mother in law, stupid milk subsidies... AC Milk... GF Oh nothing, anyway, can you send someone over... AC Well we could sent someone who'd sedate or kill it, but do you have a team that can carry cow corpses? GF No, wait let me think.... no... AC Sir, we advize you to call a 'local farmer and let him adopt the cow...
You know those cyclists? Yes, I have seen them while driving? I don't hate the fact that they're cycling, but why in heavens name wear those tight suits... RP It's to lower wind resistance, but yes I agree there's a thin line between less wind resistance and actually seeing the shape of their penisses...
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