[080619-X] (House on fire scene)
Concept scene/moment of something I'm working on... (RP is a cat, there's also a son and a dad, and a fireman in this scene...) (added the wife and middle son v2.0 as it were) (now presenting v3.0, still, could use some more Rupert... what Rupert, that name means nothing to me)
Honey, honey, you sure you wanna smoke in here? Yes, today I will, a here's my lighter. *lights cigarette and also the curtain* Because of the wonderous technology of fire I was able to lit this cigarette... but dad, why did you have to light the house on fire. RP: Wohoo, we're having a house burn down party *gets a beer and puts music on* What the hell, how did I do that? I don't know that, that is something to be found out by the firemarshall after they have done their investigation... yes, yes investigation, this needs to be investigated. ;middle son;middle son; ..Please stop filming the house being on fire middle son, no, no, don't upload "stupid dad lights house on fire on to youtube;; Fireman..Yeah SIR, SIR, we have secured the building. The housepet hamster is DEAD, I repeat, the housepet hamster is DEAD... how did it die... it suffecated due to too much smoke inhalation, that's the CARBONDIOXIDE YOU SEE... Sorry my hearing aid was off for a moment... ;;Seems I need one now though... Fireman..What do you want us to do with the hamster remains? ..You see that trashcan over there? Yeah.. ..well next to it is a patch of grass, my son wants to bury it there! Fireman..Usually people go for the trash can, my compliments... ..Dad, what the hell, me burying the hamster, I'm too old for that, already ordered a new one at 1-800-HAMSTER, they do drone delivery now. [RP] Oh I love those guys, use them all the time when I get hungry and want something fresh and live...Fireman... So the trash can then?... ..No give it to me, I want to bury it, to pay respects to the animal... Thinking about how the hamster felt at it's last moments brings tears to my eyes and will keep me up at night for several days... *drone lands* *releases a little cage with a hamster inside... ;;Son, do you want to help me bury your old hamster? ..What old hamster? I have my hamster right here! ;;Allright that does it *dad throws hamster in trashcan* RP: Hell no, it would've been crispy, but I really wanted a late night light snack... Honey, Honey, don't fret about it, you'll forget the hamster in a week. ;;As you do know I have dutch ancestory and happen to know that fret is dutch for ferret, I want to get a ferret. I mean, my son gets a hamster, why don't I get a ferret...
Bonus Skit:
A robed man with various parts is sitting in a hotelroom, he picks up the phone and punches in some numbers... prrrrt *prrrrt*, [Female Telephone operator] Yes how may I help you? [Man with arabic accent] I have a Zooka, and am trying to order a Ba... [Female Telephone operator] Sir, sir, can I ask you some questions?? [Man with arabic accent] No I'm neither of muslim herritage or from afghanistan. Otherwise, I'd like to order a 47, since I already have an AK... (meh)
Bonus stuff, re-ocurring character:
A Mummified zombie reporter... Newsaholic... "Yeah I'm here on the scene, you know, dead as always, oh wait, are we being live at this moment? Jeez, silly me. Yes that was a tooth that fell out of my mouth... what dentist appointment?
[Mummified zombie reporter] You know what that bitch did? She used my cotton wrappings to wipe her as after taking a shit... Seriously, how did you get it so white again? With Witewash Pro Ultra, it doesn't also work for politicians but also cleans your whites... Order now Whitewash Pro Ultra at Fook Yoo, remember, Fook you and only Fook yoo
Honey, honey, you sure you wanna smoke in here? Yes, today I will, a here's my lighter. *lights cigarette and also the curtain* Because of the wonderous technology of fire I was able to lit this cigarette... but dad, why did you have to light the house on fire. RP: Wohoo, we're having a house burn down party *gets a beer and puts music on* What the hell, how did I do that? I don't know that, that is something to be found out by the firemarshall after they have done their investigation... yes, yes investigation, this needs to be investigated. ;middle son;middle son; ..Please stop filming the house being on fire middle son, no, no, don't upload "stupid dad lights house on fire on to youtube;; Fireman..Yeah SIR, SIR, we have secured the building. The housepet hamster is DEAD, I repeat, the housepet hamster is DEAD... how did it die... it suffecated due to too much smoke inhalation, that's the CARBONDIOXIDE YOU SEE... Sorry my hearing aid was off for a moment... ;;Seems I need one now though... Fireman..What do you want us to do with the hamster remains? ..You see that trashcan over there? Yeah.. ..well next to it is a patch of grass, my son wants to bury it there! Fireman..Usually people go for the trash can, my compliments... ..Dad, what the hell, me burying the hamster, I'm too old for that, already ordered a new one at 1-800-HAMSTER, they do drone delivery now. [RP] Oh I love those guys, use them all the time when I get hungry and want something fresh and live...Fireman... So the trash can then?... ..No give it to me, I want to bury it, to pay respects to the animal... Thinking about how the hamster felt at it's last moments brings tears to my eyes and will keep me up at night for several days... *drone lands* *releases a little cage with a hamster inside... ;;Son, do you want to help me bury your old hamster? ..What old hamster? I have my hamster right here! ;;Allright that does it *dad throws hamster in trashcan* RP: Hell no, it would've been crispy, but I really wanted a late night light snack... Honey, Honey, don't fret about it, you'll forget the hamster in a week. ;;As you do know I have dutch ancestory and happen to know that fret is dutch for ferret, I want to get a ferret. I mean, my son gets a hamster, why don't I get a ferret...
Bonus Skit:
A robed man with various parts is sitting in a hotelroom, he picks up the phone and punches in some numbers... prrrrt *prrrrt*, [Female Telephone operator] Yes how may I help you? [Man with arabic accent] I have a Zooka, and am trying to order a Ba... [Female Telephone operator] Sir, sir, can I ask you some questions?? [Man with arabic accent] No I'm neither of muslim herritage or from afghanistan. Otherwise, I'd like to order a 47, since I already have an AK... (meh)
Bonus stuff, re-ocurring character:
A Mummified zombie reporter... Newsaholic... "Yeah I'm here on the scene, you know, dead as always, oh wait, are we being live at this moment? Jeez, silly me. Yes that was a tooth that fell out of my mouth... what dentist appointment?
[Mummified zombie reporter] You know what that bitch did? She used my cotton wrappings to wipe her as after taking a shit... Seriously, how did you get it so white again? With Witewash Pro Ultra, it doesn't also work for politicians but also cleans your whites... Order now Whitewash Pro Ultra at Fook Yoo, remember, Fook you and only Fook yoo
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