[Announcer] Welcome to Celebrity Inside News, here's your host!! [Talon] Welcome, today we have a story for you at CIN. Chaniqua? [Chaniqua] It was a victory for black people today as a rapper has bought the rights to gmail and changed it to GangstaMail. Get you electronic post G'-d up. [Talon] That's wonderful, just wonderful news Chaniqua, now I have to get a new password, GangstaMail is just a too'n easy password from now on. [Chaniqua] Word!!! [Talon] And now we switch to a story about a serious man who has a syndrome that won't let him be serious...
Newsaholic Episode 10.5 - Ruperts visit to the Psychiatrist [101819-02]
[Psychiatrist] And... how did you sleep last night? [Rupert] It was an endless series of nightmares, every time I fell asleep ALF tried to eat me. You know that early nineties or late eighties show called ALF. Well ALF stands for Alien Life Force and that fucking show puppet tried to eat me all night, every time I fell asleep he started chasing me. Apparently he caught the cat from the show and is hungry for more, I couldn't even close my eyes at some points. [Psychiatrist] What do you think it means? [Rupert] What do I think it means, I think it means I shouldn't re download old episodes of ALF and binge watch them till I'm so immersed I can no longer distinguish reality from fiction. Hey wait a minute, these revelations are supposed to be comming from you, why the hell am I paying you? This was my last session, here's the cash and Rupert OUT... *Drops Microphone* [Psychiatrist] Why the hell did you bring a microphone to my office? [Rupert] So I could drop it, Bee aii ...
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