Talon's Humor

https://talonshumor2.blogspot.com/ Edit I have continued on Facebook!!

[Announcer] Presenting the ICE Cube Check Yo Self Breast Cancer Prevention Campaign!!! Call 1-800-CHECKYOSELF or visit www.icecubecancerprevention.local  For the Brochure!!! [Ice Cube] Hi, I'm Ice Cube and I want all you ladies out there to check yo self on a regular basis to prevent breast cancer!!! [Testimonial] I was on the brink of having cancer and then Ice Cube reminded me to check myself and I did, I went to the doctor and everything turned out okay because I had responded in time to the threat, thank you Ice Cube for saving my life!!!

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Since the government is pushing back on firearm legalization and is putting all it's efforts to stop the Glocks For Kids Foundation, we here at The Child Defense League have to step up our game and are introducing the P90's For Kids Program, Call 1-800-GUNSFORCHILDREN  Now and help support our cause!!! Because without YOU today, there will be no TOMORROW!!! [Little Boy] I might only be 10 years old, but I'm old enough to pick up a P90 and defend my family! [Little Girl] Hi, I'm 9 and that was my brother, I wished he had a P90 so we could feel secure at home while our parents are away, please legalize child protection rights!!! Author's Note, Yes me, I love the P90, lightweight, decent accuracy, high rate of fire and 50 bullets!!!

[Announcer] Call  1-800-MACKLEMOREDISCOUNT Now for the latest offerings and use Coupon Code SWAG15 for an additional 15% OFF!!! After the unsu ccessfull musical career of Macklemore and Ryan Lewis the duo decided to open a Thrift Store in East West Central on Crappystuff Boulevard. [Some Customer] I found them sunglasses yo, I paid 15 dollars for them, 10 extra because they belonged to Tom Cruz!!! [Some Female Customer] I bought this puppy pluche doll for my daughter, and only 12 hours later she was rushed to the hospital with a respatory syndrome!!!

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[Some Doctor] Hi we here at The White Supremacy Ultimate Racist Foundation have amazing news, new technology that the ULTRAWHiTE Labs Co. developed the ULTRAWHiTE Cab Chip, which is an advanced computer chip for self driving cabs have finally succeeded in it's programming that it will not pick up black people of colour for a ride home. We took full advantage of the faulty technology that did not recognize people of color which was used before NiGGAOPTiCS was introduced! This amazing technology allows us at the The White Supremacy Ultimate Racist Foundation to rest easy knowing that our automated cabs won't attract dangerous, criminal and violent customers. [ULTRAWHiTE Investor] At first I did not feel safe investing in self driving cabs with all these nigga's around, but now thanks to the ULTRAWHiTE Cab Chip I finally feel secure investing my money into the project!!! CALL 1-800-ULTRAWHITECAB  Now!!! Or visit www.ultrawhite.local/cab